My name is Li Mo and I have two identities.
In my eyes, I am just a 996 social beast who only wants to make money, the CEO of Aoki City.
But in the eyes of others, I am a Taoist who came to the mortal world to experience life and play in the world of mortals.
I thought I was attracting investment and organizing trade fairs.
But they felt that I had set up a dragnet to catch all the monks who were passing by, draining their flesh and blood and using them as nourishment for the divine realm.
Subordinate (horrified): "The city lord's 'exhibition' is actually trying to get you into a urn, how cruel!"
I thought I was promoting inclusive finance and engaging in "Lingshi Loan".
But they felt that I was enlightening the world, letting them put down their butcher knives, experience the pain of sweeping the streets, and thereby become enlightened.
Master Yunxiao (sweeping the street): "Yes! Every time you swing the broom, it is a baptism of the Taoist heart!"
I thought I had a pet dog named Wangcai.
But they thought that I had subdued an ancient divine beast to serve as a protector, and that divine beast ascended by eating my excrement.
Wangcai (licking his lips): "Master pulled the Dao Crystal again today, hehe..."
Li Mo: "Help! I am really just a mortal! Why are my citizens and customers going crazy!"