Please Show Me Your ID

In the superstitious entertainment world, working as an assistant to a popular star is a very dangerous thing. When I was kidnapped by the evil cultivators, I told them that this was an illegal act and that they should come and surrender with me. They laughed at me for trying to spread the law even before my death. Until the special department broke into the door, the leader showed me his ID: "Young man, your tenacious fight against criminal gangs deserves commendation. Now, the Fifth Division officially extends an invitation to you." I, Zhao Zhonghua, have a pure Yang body, a former celebrity assistant, and now a temporary worker in the fifth department. The end of the universe is the northeast, and the end of cultivating immortality is Kaobian. My new colleagues: the fox fairy is working in the cultural and tourism bureau to generate income, the living Buddha is working as a mediator in the street office, and the real person is working as a fighting coach in the detachment. They all have a bright future. My daily work: issuing fines to mountain gods who want to seize incense, and conducting cross-border arrests of evil cultivators who steal the country's destiny. Now, we have received reports that evil cultivators are disrupting order at the grassroots level. The captain asked me: "Xiao Zhao, have you finished charging your pure Yang energy?" I showed my ID: "Law enforcement procedures have been entered." Three sticks shattered the dream of cultivating immortals. Sir, I am a man of my duty!