Tomb Raiding: A Dairy Cat’s Diary of Mischief

Raising a Tuxedo Cat Is Like Opening a Blind Box: There’s a New Laugh Every Day

[Insane comedy vibes 101] [The protagonist is human] [Tuxedo cat traits]

[A cat-and-dog battle, with the humans doting on them]

[Personal headcanons = OOC]

[Mostly everyday interactions, though the plot will move along]

[System tasks don’t matter; rewards are handed out at random] See author’s note 1 for warnings.

Wu Gai has “unhinged variety-show energy” built right in.

He’s neurotic enough to lick his lips and poison himself.

But when things don’t go his way, he puts on an innocent kitten face.

He and Wu Xie get into trouble hand in hand.

People call them the tuxedo cat and his beagle buddy. (Please note: Wu Xie is portrayed as a dog.)

Their daily routine is insulting and beating each other up.

There’s always another lawsuit to deal with.

But

First, you have to listen,

or they’ll gang up on you and play tricks on you like they do on Third Uncle.

Second, don’t play favorites,

or they’ll gang up on you and steal from you right in front of you, just like they do on Second Uncle.

Finally, may you be blessed with boundless energy.

Whenever Xiaoge puts on his mask,

Wu Gai’s instinct to hiss is triggered.

When he takes it off,

he gets a fluffy little thing spoiled rotten by his affection.

Wu Gai thinks of him as a “big cat,”

and he thinks of Wu Gai as a “kitten.”

What?

You want the smaller one?

Then you’d better check the bigger one’s expression first.