I, Li Tai, dress up as the fat son of the Li Shimin family.
The beginning is the countdown to Xuanwu Gate, Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji are crazy about death, and Li Shimin is about to be tricked into a sieve.
Fortunately, I have bound the [Arsenal System] - everything from daggers to Dongfeng Express!
But the system warns: Be polite before fighting, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences!
I lowered my head and looked at my chubby hands: "... Etiquette? Is a six-year-old's bastard boxing considered a etiquette?"
So in the courtroom, I tilted my head and said to Wei Zheng: "Uncle, drink some loofah soup. You are very angry and prone to bad breath~"
Wei Zheng's face turned green, and the system rang: Emotion value +240!
I turned around and said to the prince angrily: "Uncle, do you want the water in your head to be swayed out and aired?"
Li Jiancheng was furious, and the system was so happy: the emotional value was +480!
My father, Li Shimin, picked me up and said, "Qingque! If you make trouble again, I will—"
I blinked: "Dad, I am helping you clean up the house!"
One sentence summary:
Dressed as the Tang Dynasty troupe and doting on the fat prince, he used his words to boost the mood of the entire dynasty.
I act cute, I make trouble, I even dance to my grave, but I know I am a good brother~
(Li Chengqian: No, you are my only treasure! Dad, don't hit him!)
