My name is Bai Ji, and I have traveled through time. The good news is that I can make rules. The bad news is that my golden finger seems to be seriously ill!
Scene 1: The life-seeking ghost who faces the rule of "no turning back".
I immediately made a new rule: "All ghosts must walk upside down!"
Result: The ghost walked on his head, his speed was more than twice as fast, and he also used his hair to sweep away my entire army!
Teammate: "(Pupillary Earthquake) Brother, you might as well not change it! Its attack range is wider now!"
Scene 2: Facing the devil's trial with the rule "no lying".
I smiled confidently and made a new rule: "Everything I say is the truth."
Result: I said "I am invincible" and was instantly chopped into charcoal by thousands of thunderbolts, because the "truth" judged that I was lying!
Devil: "(Spreading hands) Look, even your rules think you are a noob."
Scene 3: Faced with a certain death situation, I was desperate and wise.
I wrote with tears in my eyes: "I, Bai Ji, am the most useless and pitiful waste in the world!"
Result: All the weirdos looked at me with motherly love and rushed to adopt me. They fought among themselves to compete for custody rights...
No, is this golden finger trying to PUA me? ! Please make a normal system!
