Dog Skin, Crazy Bones

[In 2026, the "retirement life" of former boy band top players will be like——] Lun, 40 years old. Playing with cats at home, playing online, crying while biting the corner of the quilt, and still having to talk arrogantly. Daily life: I was chased by my assistant and shouted "Pig girl, don't eat it", was blocked by CP fans who blocked the entire site, and was blocked by my former teammate on all platforms... Current situation: Doubtful about life, loneliness spreads, raising a group named "Zaozao" alone. Dong, 45 years old. After knee surgery, he relied on hot compresses to stay alive. He worked day and night to build the Thunder AI. Fans urged him to get married even more harshly. Daily life: Being chased by CP fans to eat "dl", being chased by Wei fans asking "Where is my sister-in-law?", Inviting people to co-create videos and pushing my friends list to overdraft. Current situation: A senior single who doesn't want a wife or a daughter, is addicted to AI and can't extricate himself. --- When the whole internet was spreading rumors that Dong was getting married—— Lun: He has blocked me. Whether we get married or not is none of my business. (Then I used my trumpet to check his status for three hours, and I liked and canceled it.) Dong: Marry? With whom? With my Thunder AI? (Continue to adjust the parameters, and by the way, I changed the face of the AI to look like someone I dare not mention the name.) After twenty years of avoiding suspicion, one day he was blacklisted. Two tough-talking old men, one goes crazy on social media and the other works at Thunder AI. But in the end, who does this... Marriage certificate belong to?