After My Divorce, I Became a Bald Baboon! The Immortal Cultivation Thief

A whole world has grown on my head! And now I’m a baboon thief? [Trope subversion + satisfying power fantasy + bald baboon + passionate comedy + world on his head + wild imagination + urban cultivation + unexpected cuteness + information-gap wish fulfillment + doting dad]

His wife cheated, and his daughter is gravely ill! I’m just a middle-aged, bald deliveryman. Luckily, I can turn into a baboon and steal things from the world of cultivation growing on my head.

Li Ming is 38, a bald corporate drone, newly divorced, with a gravely ill daughter and a million in debt.

At the lowest point in his life, he wakes up after a night at the barbershop with hair down to his waist. A world of cultivation has sprouted on his head!

When he sleeps, he’s a bald baboon thief in the immortal realm, robbing every sect’s vault. When he wakes, he’s the city’s top deliveryman, forced to save the world.

His ex-wife mocks him? Her company goes bankrupt the very next second! A bully picks on him? He transforms for ten minutes and beats him until he’s calling him Dad!

He only wants to make money to save his daughter, but somehow he becomes an urban legend, Earth’s guardian, and a cosmic big shot...

When a crisis threatening to destroy the world arrives, everyone begs him to step in.

Li Ming rubs his smooth scalp, looking utterly defeated. “I just want to know, if I finish this delivery, will I be late?”