[Hilarious Cultivation] [Entertainment-Focused Cultivation] [Wholesome Cultivation] [Mutant Gray Wolf + Jade Maiden Sect] [Feel-Good Story + Parody + Absurd Humor]
Reborn as the Jade Maiden Sect’s only male wolf, he’s hunted as a pervert by every immortal maiden in the sect from the start!
Su Yang stares at the mountain full of immortal maidens, practically drooling. “How is this a sacred cultivation ground? It’s an automated sheep farm!”
With a “socially mortifying explosion scarf” in his left hand and “truth-telling gum” in his right, he turns a place of quiet cultivation into a spectacular disaster.
The aloof senior sister is so furious that her Dao heart shatters, while the cold empress chases him around the entire sect, trying to chop him to pieces.
Just as a demonic army bears down and the immortal maidens despair...
Su Yang swoops down from the sky in an aircraft carrier. “Who said you could touch my stockpile of food?!”
The immortal maidens suddenly realize:
This lecher sneaks peeks at their calves every day, but when danger comes, he really does stand in front of them!
This pervert is always calling them “sheep,” but he looks incredibly handsome when he’s protecting his food!
From then on, a new rule is passed down through the Jade Maiden Sect:
Guard against fire, thieves, and lechers. When the sect is in trouble... go find that big lecher!!
