I Was Kidnapped by the Yandere Young Lady, and I Was Immediately Put to Death

[Mildly Yandere, Severely Funny] Kidnapped by the yandere young lady with top-notch drugs and taken to a luxurious villa, Su Yao held up a dagger and waited to watch him beg for mercy in fear. As a result, Lin Fan rubbed his eyes: "Do you have three meals a day? Is there WiFi? Can the curtains be blackout?" Su Yao:? ? ? (Where is my yandere script?) From then on, the plan to imprison the top yandere completely went astray—— She prepared the "cell" carefully, and he commented as if it were a five-star resort hotel; She brought out dark dishes as punishment, and he calmly commented, "Half a bottle of salt too much"; She showed a death threat animation, and he complained about the "cliched plot" and asked about the weather forecast; She forced her to exercise, and he just lay down: "Life lies in stillness, just turn over to get even heat"; She told her tragic past late at night, and he listened and snored: "Hmm... The chicken legs are so delicious..." Su Yao (collapses and roars): "Lin Fan! Can you be a little conscious of being a prisoner?!" Lin Fan (gnawing at the snacks she gave): "You can eat, sleep, and mess around, but this life is no better than going to work? Besides, you are so rich, why should I work hard? I am responsible for calling you 666~" When the paranoid yandere meets the ultimate showman, Su Yao gradually realizes that the person she kidnapped is not a prisoner, but an ancestor? No... Why is it that as I look at it, I feel more and more inseparable from this dishonest meal ticket?