Everyone in our department is praying that our boss retires soon.
The 108th time he used “broaden your perspective” to make us another empty promise, I decided to write him into a book:
Let him go make life miserable for Zhuge Liang! Let him bully Wei Yan!
Let's see him set KPI targets for Guan Yu and make Zhang Fei write a “Teamwork Reflection Report”...
When the entire Shu Han group was driven to collectively pray for his disappearance, our whole office finally got to vent our frustration!
(Whispering: Boss, if you see this book, remember that this is all to help you “broaden your perspective.”)
