The system forced me to be a rebel, but I ended up laughing to death.
I traveled through time and became a cannon fodder, and the system gave me three years to overthrow the tyrant.
Looking at the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty and the 100,000 forbidden troops, I chose to write a love letter to the general's wife first.
Unexpectedly, my wife wrote back: "Your handwriting is too ugly, I will teach you how to write."
The tyrant angrily called me a traitor and traitor at the top of the city.
I took out the loudspeaker: "Your Majesty, the news about your bedwetting last night has spread throughout the country!"
The dragon chair collapsed suddenly, and the Hello Kitty underwear that I had hidden in advance was revealed under the dragon robe.
