Introduction to the work "History was refreshed by me with one click":
When Qin Shihuang was paralyzed on the dragon chair and was reading the "Secrets of Lying Down", Zhuge Liang broadcast "The scene of straw boats borrowing arrows and carrying goods" on his mobile phone, and Liu Bang was holding the microphone to prepare for "The Big Man's Talk Show Debut Night"... History was completely off track!
I, Yu Xiaochuan, an unemployed history major, was hit by the "historical bug repair system" and was forced to travel through various dynasties to work as a "historical cleaner". My KPI is very simple: force these emperors and generals to get back on track——
To persuade Yingzheng, who was lying flat, to "go to work" to unify the six countries, he had to rely on creating "#Qinshihuang will die if he does not unify" hot search;
Unplug the Internet cable for Zhuge Liang, who is addicted to live broadcasts, and prevent him from using the "empty city strategy" to engage in paid on-demand broadcasts;
Blocked Liu Bang's talk show debut to prevent the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty from becoming a "comedy idol";
I even had to do public relations for Yang Guifei, who was overturning the truck with goods, and changed Qianlong's "Sikuquanshu" barrage into "serious annotations"...
From the Qin Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty, I used the "modern stalker weapon" (hot search, draft, anti-addiction system) to challenge the historical masters. I watched Qin Shihuang form the "Terracotta Warriors Boy Group", Su Shi opened a gourmet MCN, and Chongzhen was pushed back to the throne with the "Escape Strategy"...
The whole process is full of hilarious moves, and the jokes are so dense that they explode! Let me ask you this: With this history of going astray and getting ahead of the curve, are you sure you don't want to follow me and "refresh with one click" to see how outrageous it can be?
