Contracted Prince Consort

[Ancient son-in-law + cool writing + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger] I, Fang Jin, am a poor little escort who travels all over the country and relies on his strength to make a living. I just want to finish delivering escorts, pay off debts, and get a wife to warm the bed. Who would have thought that an ordinary errand would lead me to get into trouble with the most unruly and difficult-to-serve Princess Yong'an in the entire capital! She thought I was late, so she deducted my wages; she thought I was slow, so she made me a long-time laborer; in the end, she ended my life with just one sentence, and I was kicked out of the escort agency! I was so angry that I came to argue with her with a knife. I wanted to fight her to the death, but unexpectedly, the style of this resentful woman suddenly changed! "It's my fault that you lost your job. How about this, you come to my house as an errand, you will be paid ten taels a month, and you will only come for one day in ten days. How about that?" What? Is there such a good thing? However, when she blushed and said that the errand was to ask me to pretend to be her "contracted son-in-law", I was completely confused! Oh my gosh! I'm just a little escort, I just want to make money, not a princess!