Cultivation? I'm Just Running Away!

My name is Chen Gou. As the name suggests, I am very doggy. Traveling through the world of immortality, my only dream is to stay home until I die. The sect's charming girl? Thank you, women will only affect my running speed. Ancient secret realm? Please, I just want to be safe in my doghouse. But I don't know why, the baby always jumps into my arms, and the boss always falls at my feet. The more I run, the more fairies and little brothers are chasing me behind me. Now, they respectfully call me - "Dick God". I just want to say: I really don't want to become a god! I'm just a nerd who wants to go home and play games!