Cultivating Immortality? I’m Just Running for My Life!

Name: Cultivating Immortality? I’m Just Running for My Life!
Author: Yi Yi Loves Tomato and Egg Stir-Fry

修仙？我只是在跑路！

by Yi Yi Loves Tomato and Egg Stir-Fry (一一爱吃番茄炒蛋)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.2M Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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My name is Chen Gou, and I’m every bit as shameless and underhanded as my name suggests.

After transmigrating into the world of immortal cultivation, my only dream was to stay home until I died.

A darling of the sect? No thanks. Women only slow down my escape.

An ancient secret realm? Please, I just want to live quietly in my doghouse.

But for some reason, treasures keep jumping into my arms, powerful masters keep tripping at my feet, and the more I run, the more immortal maidens and underlings chase after me.

Now they respectfully call me “God of Dicks.”

All I can say is: I never wanted to become a god! I’m just a shut-in who wants to go home and play video games!

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