The Salted Fish Lies Flat, the Sword Master Begs Me to Take Action

[Slow heat + relaxed and hilarious + invincible text + Dihua + single male protagonist + never practice, only sleep] There is a famous salted fish in Anle Town - Gu Changle. He has three major hobbies in his life: sunbathing, taking naps, and avoiding rent. Until one day, the Black Tiger Gang kicked in the door to collect protection fees, and chopped off the stone lion in front of his house with a knife, which also destroyed the entire Jianghu painting style. "Please, don't make me take action!" Gu Changle hugged the Donghai Nuanyu fishing rod, huddled on the recliner and cried bitterly. "As soon as I make a move, the sky will fall. Can you bear it?" No one believed it. So—— The young leader of the Canglang Sword Alliance knelt at the door for three days and three nights, begging him to draw his sword; The enchantress from the Nine Nether Demon Sect climbed out of the window in the middle of the night and just begged him to nod; The female CEO of Wanshang Bank threw down a mountain of gold and silver and asked him to offer it as an offering. Gu Changle continued to lie down: "I won't do it if I pay more, unless food, housing and nap are included!" Later, a saying spread in the world: "If the sky falls, Gu Changle will hold it up - if he can't hold it up, then let's all continue sleeping together!"