What Should I Do About My Disciple, Who’s Always Lusting After Me?

My name is Jiang Wan. I’m a half-baked female cultivator who made her fortune by finding hidden treasures. I found a frozen little disciple in a mass grave and named him Xie Wuyan. I meant to raise a sweet little boy, but instead I raised a sickly, possessive wolf pup.

He acts aloof in public, but in private he bites my ear and says, “Master, this disciple can’t shake his inner demon.” He draws pictures of me sleeping, carves my name, and secretly keeps my old shoes. He even carved the word “Return” into my dantian.

The cultivation world is in turmoil, and the sects are hunting down demonic cultivators. But he locks me deep within his bones and blood. “In this life and every life to come, you can only be mine.”

I keep complaining that the boy has gone off the deep end, even as he makes my heart race. Hilarious everyday antics and irresistible romantic tension: this possessive disciple is far too good at putting on an act. Master, I can’t take it anymore!