My Soccer Skills Come with a Physics Cheat

The school team livestreams me being humiliated, while the comments tell me to get off the field.

Then a ball hits me, and the [Football Physics Engine] activates before my eyes.

Wind speed, angle, trajectory... The world turns into cold, hard data. I easily calculate that the captain’s shot will miss by 1.3 meters.

They laugh at me for using physics to play football, saying I don’t understand the art of the game.

I hit back, using the “knuckleball” formula to crush the city champions and “probability fog” to bring down the provincial tournament’s legendary team.

From a bunch of good-for-nothings to the nationwide dark horse, we wield data like a blade and cut through every doubt.

But when I unlock the ultimate module, [Future Simulation], the System calculates the cruelest possible victory:

The outcome with the highest chance of success is my complete disappearance...

The media closes in, my teammates are covered in scars, and the System warns that I’ll go permanently blind.

In the national final, facing opponents who are emotionless humanoid AIs, I smile and close every interface.

“Thank you for teaching me how to calculate,”

“But now, it’s time to let my heartbeat speak.”

(Football isn’t an equation. The heartbeat is the truth.)