When I woke up, I became a helpless mortal in the world of Journey to the West.
At the beginning, you have to stop Fairy Zixia for seven days. If you fail, you will die.
Fortunately, the [Blocking System] is activated! If you say "This road is blocked", no matter whether you are the Great Luo Jinxian or the Buddha's divine thoughts, they will all take a detour.
Zixia was conquered by my bowl of egg fried rice and became my exclusive cook and bodyguard.
Sun Wukong was deceived by my bunch of grilled bananas. He guarded Huaguo Mountain for three years and refused to go out to sea to find immortals. He even cried and shouted that he wanted to be my little brother.
I used a luxurious customized version of the golden hoop in exchange for the dragon king of the world to kneel down and call me "Master".
King Ksitigarbha asked me to guide me to the underworld, Guanyin Bodhisattva bowed and called me senior when he saw me, and the Jade Emperor asked me to go to heaven.
I really just want to set up a stall, block a road, and do a task to survive!
But when Zixia leaned in my arms and asked me softly, "Will there be food to eat tomorrow?" I decided.
If this journey to the west is chaotic, then it will be chaotic!
From then on, I became a nightmare for the gods and Buddhas of the three realms.
Patriarch Bodhi counted his fingers and vomited blood on the spot: "Where is my disciple? Why did he become someone else's younger brother?"
Yama of the Tenth Palace cried to the Heavenly Court: "Sun Wukong did not tear up the Book of Life and Death, it was his elder brother who drew a bastard on it with a pen!"
Journey to the West is a big stage, come if you dare.
Chen Fan: "Tathagata, don't hide, come to Lingshan and fight."
