After transmigrating into the body of a county magistrate in the Great Qin, I awakened the Nine-to-Five System and let loose: I closed the yamen on time, grilled skewers and slacked off, while using the System's rewards to turn my county into a model county. One day, a middle-aged man angrily called me “lazy and corrupt.” I couldn't take it and snapped back, “If you can do better, then you do it!” When he revealed the imperial jade seal, my legs went weak. Holy crap, I had mouthed off to the First Emperor?! As I waited for my execution, the First Emperor instead grabbed me and said, “Teach me how to build a model county, and I'll raise your salary!”
