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Era changes, and thousands of years pass by in a flash.
The way of heaven revived, and he was shocked to realize that Blue Star's spiritual energy was exhausted. In the age of the end of the Dharma, the origin of the world was urgently needed to continue its life.
So he casually grabbed an unlucky guy who had just died - Ye Yan.
Tiandao: "Young man, the important task of saving the world is left to you!"
Ye Yan looked at the world-destroying mission panel in front of him and was silent for three seconds: "This pot is too big, I can't carry it."
Tiandao: "?"
Ye Yan: "But I know seven billion professional scapegoats - all Blue Star Lezi people. Is that enough?"
Thus, the fourth natural disaster plan was launched.
Ye Yan was happily planning: he would get a commission from the players for killing monsters, he would share the profits from the players who mined them, and he would get killed by the players... He quickly recorded the screen and posted it on his WeChat Moments.
Until the player arrives——
Facing the terrifying wolf demon, someone shouted "Slide and shovel will win", but was knocked back to the spring by a wolf fart
Encountering an abyss dragon, someone tried to block a map bug and used tens of thousands of tons of explosives to blow up the dragon pit.
When counterattacking the undead natural disaster, the battlefield channel style is as follows:
"Don't crowd the skeletons in front! My drone is broadcasting live!"
"Is that death knight going to blow up his equipment? If not, I'll switch jobs and go to the Church of Light."
"Urgently recruiting a nanny to clear the Yama Palace dungeon! Resurrection coins will be included and Meng Po Soup experience coupons will be given as a gift!"
The final battle: 300 music students performed "The Great Compassion Mantra Remix Version" using suona, erhu and chimes.
When the Lord of the Dead ascended to heaven, he cried bitterly: "I have been a devil for eight thousand years... This is the first time I have seen someone use electronics to save me! You are the devil!"
Ye Yan's main daily tasks are: deleting guide posts on "How to Marry Tiandao" and mediating online dating disputes between NPCs and players.
