Apocalyptic Awakening: I Am the Only Immortal Cultivator in the World

The apocalypse is coming, and my girlfriend publicly throws herself into the arms of a fire superpower for a packet of biscuits. She mocked me as a waste who cannot awaken, but she didn't know that I was pregnant with ancient immortal jade and had already established a foundation! When she cried and begged me to get back together, I wiped out all the corpses with my sword energy and said calmly: "Now, who is the waste?"