The Scumbag Pushed Me Down the Stairs, So I Was Reborn as a Mosquito to Take Revenge

(Funny everyday life + unhinged comedy + romance + mystery + fake horror)

“Wait, why have my eyes turned into a bunch of little squares?!”

“Whoa! This straw is longer than my life!”

Liu Leyi is pushed down the stairs by her scumbag boyfriend. Just before she dies, she activates the System, which gives her three choices and a five-second countdown.

There’s no time to hesitate. There’s no way to hesitate. Most importantly, there’s literally no time to hesitate!

Leeches are disgusting! Cockroaches are even worse!

Then there’s only one choice: you, little mosquito!

Building her own happiness on other people’s misery, she begins a joyful life of buzzing and biting.

First the scumbag, then the snake, buzz buzz, buzz buzz buzz!

First the snake, then the scumbag, buzz buzz, buzz buzz buzz!

“Watch me become the neighborhood’s most ‘beloved’ little helper!”

“I’ll bite every scumbag and snake in the world!”

[System Reward: Return to Human Form!]

“Huh? I can turn back into a human?”

“Two arms, two legs, one head, one mouth. Yep, definitely human!”

“Huh, something feels a little off...”

“System, you’re such a scam! This counts as a human form??? Wait, I guess it really does count!”

“Counts as what?! Isn’t this just a giant mosquito with a human body?!”

Oh my, I’m tired of playing. This isn’t fun anymore. I don’t want to keep going.

Now that I’m back in human form, I want to lie flat. I want to be a lazy fish and lie flat!

What? You mean “Hell is empty, and all the devils are here” literally?

“But what does that have to do with me, Liu ‘Lazy Fish Who Lies Flat’ Leyi?”

And yet, through a series of chance encounters, scams, and cons, Liu “Lazy Fish Who Lies Flat” Leyi keeps getting dragged into one outrageously hilarious incident after another.