The Journey to the West Project Is Losing Money, I'll Use Brother Monkey to Balance the Account

[Workplace + Ping Zhang Monkey King + Myths and Legends + Inner Drama] Introduction 1: Good news: I ascended to heaven and became a god. Bad news: gods also have to be cows and horses. Good news: I successfully fooled the Jade Emperor. Bad news: The Jade Emperor thinks I'm a genius at negotiation. Good news: Nezha, the God of War in heaven, came to see me in the middle of the night. Bad news: He took a fancy to the "Risk Plan" I wrote and wanted to pull me into rebellion, using the monkey as a gun. Nezha (patting his shoulder): "Brother, I see that you have a wonderful skeleton and you are a person who can do great things! Introduction 2: [Leader's comment: This plan has clear logic, pictures and texts, and is accurate! Me: "No, I'll just draw a pie!" " Because of my good eloquence, I boasted a few times while drinking with Jin Chanzi. [Jin Chanzi's comment: Bu Xianjun's understanding of the project is more thorough than Buddha's! Me: "I just repeated what I said at the annual meeting! " Because the risk plan I wrote was too detailed, Nezha regarded me as an accomplice. [Nezha's words: This plan captures the essence of "stirring up shit behind enemy lines", this person can be trusted! Me: "Brother! My plan is to save my life, not a plan for rebellion! " Now, the whole heaven thinks that I am an unfathomable mastermind behind the scenes. Taibai Jinxing looked at me with more and more fear. The beautiful palace lady looked at me more and more confused. The Jade Emperor even started letting me sit in on caucus meetings. I'm really just a social worker who wants to get off work on time! Brother Monkey! Come quickly! I can't stay in this heaven for another day! This ascension to immortality is a scam! No one told me it looked like this?