[Good news: I’m the King of Hell! Bad news: My Underworld is gone!]
He was once the King of Hell, who commanded yin and yang and struck fear across the Three Realms!
After a thousand-year slumber, he wakes to find that the Hall of the Underworld has become the Fengdu International Shopping Plaza?!
King of Hell (eyes wide with shock): Who demolished my Underworld?!
He tries to restore the fearsome glory of the Ghost King, but…
His aura frightens the owner of a bun shop unconscious, and he gets accused of faking an injury for compensation!
Shopkeeper’s wife (screaming): “Lao Wang! What’s wrong with you, Lao Wang?!”
He tries to punish the wicked, but his Judge’s Brush has turned into a Chen Guang ballpoint pen, and his spirit money is mistaken for scrap metal!
Shopkeeper (waving him away): “Get lost, you lunatic! You’re scaring off my customers!”
He tries to keep order, but ends up standing in the middle of the road “deep in thought,” causing a major traffic accident!
Special Investigations Bureau (alarm blaring): “Extremely high-energy spirit detected! Ten times stronger than the S-rank Hundred Ghosts’ Night Parade!”
King of Hell (panicking inside): I’m the mighty Ghost King. Am I really going to have to rebuild the Underworld through street enforcement and scrounging for meals?
The human world is in chaos, and people have lost their morals! But I’m… hungry!
