Help! The Tyrant Keeps Trying to Pull Off My Cotton Pants
A fallen princess discovers an affair and flees in the middle of the night, only to be forced by a powerful figure in the martial world to steal the tyrant's underwear. But the tyrant turns around and tosses her a copy of The Analects: “Peeping at the imperial personage? Copy this three hundred times as punishment!”
Later, she discovers that
The martial arts alliance leader always gives her a mysterious smile;
The tyrant is always studying how she ties her cotton pants late at night;
Until the night enemy forces reach the border, when the tyrant pins her against the imperial bed: “My beloved consort, the cotton pants or the realm. Choose one.”
She silently pulls out three pounds of osmanthus cakes. “Your Majesty, first explain why your underwear is on the alliance leader?”
