My Beloved, Is It Okay If You Don't Wear Cotton Pants Tonight?

"Help! The tyrant always wants to take off my cotton pants" The down-and-out princess broke up an affair and ran away overnight, but was forced by a gangster to steal the tyrant's pants. Unexpectedly, the tyrant threw back a copy of the Analects of Confucius: "Peeping at the holy driver, you will be punished by copying it three hundred times!" Later she discovered—— The leader of the martial arts alliance always smiled at her enigmatically; The tyrant always studies how to tie her cotton trousers late at night; Until the night when the enemy troops approached, the tyrant pressed her against the dragon bed: "My beloved concubine, cotton pants or the country, you choose one." She silently took out three kilograms of osmanthus cake: "Your Majesty, first explain why your pants are on the leader of the alliance?"