I traveled to the Three Kingdoms, and my only golden finger was that I could smash three cans every day.
On the first day, he made three-day instant noodles and was regarded as a god by the villagers.
The next day, I smashed out a copy of "The Barefoot Doctor's Manual" and Hua Tuo insisted on becoming my disciple.
On the third day, I smashed out a Gatling with blue fire, and I fell into deep thought.
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When the eighteen princes were attacking Dong, Lu Bu was shouting in front of the formation.
I silently set up the rocket launcher.
Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei sat in rows behind me, holding Master Kong's braised beef noodles.
Cao Cao came over and said, "Sir, with the next jar, can you smash an air conditioner for me? It's too hot today."
Dong Zhuo, your nightmare is coming.
The protagonist has no brains;