While others transmigrate with martial arts, a System, or the classic “my dad is Li Gang,”
Lin Feng transmigrates with nothing but a silver tongue and a head full of “viral chemistry experiments.”
The moment he wakes up, he’s facing deadly cudgels from loan sharks and a hellish start, with the Jingkang Incident looming seven years away.
What’s he supposed to do?
Run? No. Professional ad men don’t “run away.” They call it a “strategic withdrawal.”
Lin Feng (clearing his throat): “Brother Long, stop hitting me. I’ve got a ‘turning stone into gold’ project that could give you a monopoly on Bianjing’s high-end hair and skincare market... Interested in hearing about it?”
And so, the Song Dynasty gained a “divine immortal” named Lin.
While others were still struggling to start rebellions, Lin Feng had already secured residency in Bianjing with his “immortal soap” and “fire dragon liquid.”
When the Jurchens were sharpening their blades, Lin Feng was serving as “Chief Art Consultant for the Imperial Gardens,” talking Emperor Huizong into believing:
“Your Majesty, this isn’t ‘cement.’ It’s ‘Divine Taiyi Mud,’ an auspicious sign for your construction of Genyue!” “Your Majesty, this isn’t a ‘hand grenade.’ It’s a ‘Nine Heavens Divine Fire Thunder,’ for your alchemy... The furnace exploded!”
This is a rigorous... guide to talking your way out of anything. Watch a master strategist use nothing but his words to bluff the soon-to-fall Song Dynasty into becoming an empire on which the sun never sets!
