Zombie: I'm Undying, and I Rely on Writing Novels to Become Invincible

I, Ying Changfeng, am an immortal. I served as a Jinyiwei guard in the Ming Dynasty, but now I just want to lie flat and write web novels. Five hundred years ago, my eight brothers and I were fighting zombies when I was poisoned by a zombie. In the instant I died, a lightning bolt carrying hundreds of millions of volts struck me, turning me immortal. After five hundred years of fighting and killing, all I want is to lie flat, write a few words, and earn enough to buy a better keyboard. That's because I just discovered I've awakened an incredible ability: [Likes Make It Real]! The more likes readers give my firsthand account of slaying zombies in the Ming Dynasty, the more the divine weapons and secret manuals in it can become reality! While my old friend Xing Zaishi (also known as Xing Huozhe) is frantic trying to hunt down the Zombie King Lin Feng, and the mastermind Pan Yingtian is unleashing bloody chaos, I'm... worrying about readers cursing me for missing an update. “Stop fighting! Let me post a chapter first. I'll trade a hundred thousand likes for the Purple Lightning Thunderblade, then come back and finish you off!”