Thanks for Asking, I'm in a Short Drama and Just Broke the Male Lead's Heart

[Transmigration x subverting tropes x bullet-comment golden finger x teammates who are all oddballs] Worlds visited: 1. CEO short-drama world 2. Ancient mind-reading world 3. Dragon King live-in son-in-law world 4. Runaway pregnant woman world 5. School world of fake and real heiresses 6. Showbiz world of pretty but useless stars 7. Haunted house horror world 8. Holographic online game world. Currently in: 9. Brain-melting xianxia world Worlds to come: 10. Brain-dead assembly-line world 11. Feudal countryside / fake and real young masters world 12. Educated youth world When Shen Qichuan woke up, he had transmigrated into the background character of a CEO romance. The good news: he has a cheat that lets him see bullet comments. The bad news: his cheat is powered by viewers’ snark, and every teammate is more ridiculous than the last. The cool-headed teammate says, “According to the data, there’s a 99% chance you’ll be kissed against your will.” The immortal cultivator teammate says, “This item, the phone, needs spiritual energy to function.” The hacker teammate says, “...” Socially anxious, but capable of hacking into the world’s backend. Survival guide: use psychology to dismantle tropes, tarot cards to find bugs, and bullet-comment energy to warp the rules. Also, protect your precious teammates, even if they look more like glitches. [Traveling between worlds · Building a team · Disruptors of order · Putting every troublemaker in their place] When a higher-dimensional civilization turns worlds into energy farms for harvesting emotions, Shen Qichuan’s team becomes the virus that gives the “Heavenly Dao” the biggest headache. Their mission: dismantle every brain-rotting plot, save every awakened soul, and then... flee to the next world while being hunted. Don’t go. The worlds ahead are even more messed up.