From the Start, a Germaphobic Zombie Was Washing Out My Intestines

From the start, it's a zombie-infested school, and I run into a germophobic zombie.

It demands I shower first, then take a laxative.

Only after I'm clean inside and out will it eat me.

Me: If you're afraid of eating shit, why not just avoid the large intestine?

All right, there's no need to read any further.

The author writes whatever they dream up.