I, Liu Chan, woke up and became the famous "unsupportable" Adou in the Three Kingdoms. I thought I was getting the script of subjugating the country and laying it low, but I didn't know that my father-in-law Zhuge Liang... Had a big trick up his sleeve.
In 223 AD, he made a mistake in praying for stars, and his souls exchanged with Lu Bu, the most powerful man in the Three Kingdoms!
So, the style of painting became like this:
My general "Lu Ming" (Zhuge Liang soul version): A peerless man who can destroy city walls with one fist, but every day he holds a bamboo slip and sighs at my memorial: "Your Majesty, can you use Fang Tian Hua Ji to review today's government affairs?"
My Prime Minister "Zhuge Liang" (Lü Bu soul version): The irritable counselor who was picking his feet while sitting on a four-wheeled vehicle was so angry at the court meeting that the civil servants started to fight against him (the table was broken): "You rotten scholars, believe it or not... I will scold you to death with the art of war!"
I looked at the "xiangfu" in front of me who could carry a cauldron, and the "xiangfu" who wanted to carry a halberd and charge every day, and fell into deep contemplation.
Now, the whole world thinks that our Shu Han core leadership team is crazy.
Only I know that we are terrifyingly strong.
Zhuge Liang (in Lu Bu's body): Feng Xian, calm down, use a strategy to deal with Sima Yi, not let you kick down his camp gate alone!
Lu Bu (in Zhuge Liang's body): Kong Ming doesn't stop! I will use my little plan to scold Cao Xiu until he comes out to fight me for 300 rounds!
Me (holding a bowl to eat): Beat! Fight! Swipe 666 for all the parents! When you are unified, I will go to Luoyang to open a nationwide chain of hotpot restaurants!
This is a story composed of a time-traveling emperor, a counselor with explosive martial arts, and a God of War with an online IQ (occasionally).