Cultivation: From the Start, I Unlocked Plants Vs. Zombies

[Feel-good power fantasy] + [wild imagination] + [cultivation world] + [almost invincible] + [comedy]

Transmigrate into a cultivation world and get a [Plants vs. Zombies] System! Three outrageously powerful passive skills from the start!

[Enlivening Touch]: Even dead seeds can be revived, with a 100% survival rate!

[Equal Share of Rain and Dew]: Plant one, get two; double the yield!

[Time's Acceleration]: A thousand-year-old spirit herb? Done in a day!

From then on, I use plants to turn the entire cultivation world upside down!

Alchemists running short on herbs? The [Sunflowers] in my backyard produce “sunshine spiritual energy” that can turn useless weeds into divine herbs and even help them cultivate!

Refiners struggling to find materials? The [Wall-nuts] I grow are as hard as black iron, making them top-grade materials for forging divine shields!

A sword cultivator genius thinks he's unbeatable? My Peashooter army lays down a barrage of fire, treating everyone equally! Can't beat him? Fine, I'll switch to an [Ice Cactus]. It fires in three lanes, piercing and slowing you down so you can't even run away!

The great demonic cultivators are sly and treacherous? My [Hypno-shrooms] can make them switch sides on the spot and find out what betrayal feels like!

You say you've got one final trump card?

I gaze at the still-locked [Sunflower Queen], [Doom Cannon], [Hypno-Doom-shroom] and the rest in my almanac, lost in thought.

Which one should I use to make your death a little more dignified?

Many years later, when a reporter (crossed out) historian interviews Gu He, now a towering figure in the immortal world:

“What's the secret to your success?”

Gu He can only shrug helplessly and point to the endless vegetable garden behind him, filled with all kinds of terrifying plants from “Plants vs. Zombies.”

“I really wasn't trying to do anything. I just wanted to grow some vegetables and flowers.”