My System Is a Little Unorthodox: From the Start, I Picked the Thousand-Year Kill

Jiang Nan transmigrates to a world of advanced martial arts, but awakens no abilities at all.

Then his girlfriend breaks up with him, and he gets a limited-time instant-purchase System.

A beginner’s gift pack, an SSS-rank ability, a Miracle Pill that makes the dead spring to their feet...

System: If you can think of it, you can buy it. With enough luck, you can even buy the Heavenly Emperor!

[This blurb doesn’t do the story justice. Head to the main text for an insanely satisfying and hilarious read!!!]