[System + Cool Article + Funny + Nonsensical + Sinister]
When I first entered college, I was publicly humiliated by the student union president and forced me to reflect on my wasteful life?
The god-level selection system is activated on the spot!
[Option A]: Rush on stage and confess your aria to him, and be rewarded with the 'Word Spirit'!
[Option B]: The school beauty next to Pengci will be rewarded with 'Physique Strengthening Liquid'!
Just kidding, I, Ling Yi, am a serious person!
So, in front of all the teachers and students in the school, I shouted to him: "Chairman! I love you!"
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From then on, I was forced to go further and further down the road of "not being a human being".
The villain is looking for thugs to block me? I slapped myself on the head with a brick, cried and shouted that I wanted to mess with them, scaring them to the point of peeing on the spot!
The opponent's father is a group boss? I hired eight big men to play suona downstairs in his house and performed "Song of a Hero" to send him to the funeral in C position!
Years later, when a reporter asked me what the secret of my success was, I had a look of vicissitudes on my face:
"Actually, I just want to be an ordinary person."
"But the system... Gives too much!"
