Su Qiao, a modern office drone and ranting blogger, opened her eyes to find she'd transmigrated into a cultivation-romance tragedy as the doomed junior uncle who wouldn't survive three chapters! Just as a peachwood sword was about to pierce her heart, the "Plot-Ranting System" suddenly bound itself to her. Ranting about the absurd plot earns her "Shamelessness Points," which she can exchange for bizarre items like the Sect Leader's iron wok and spirit rice seeds.
She immediately swung the wok, knocked out the priest, and escaped. Then she ran into Gu Xuanchen, her devastatingly handsome and tragic senior brother, being falsely accused of stealing a pill. One remark, "Digging out someone's spiritual bones? That trick's ancient," triggered a "Truth-Detection Talisman" and exposed the elder's scheme. From then on, Su Qiao embarked on an unconventional path of cultivation: she forced Ye Liao, her sinister second senior brother, to livestream the sect, accidentally making him a top-tier star in the cultivation world; she teamed up with Yun Kong, her money-loving third senior brother, to open a chain of teahouses and rake in piles of spirit stones; and she even trained the original novel's love-addled junior sister to become the head of the "Anti-Jerk Alliance" security team.
But gradually, she discovered that the sect's spiritual veins were drying up and her senior brothers' tragic fates were all part of a scheme by the original novel's author, the "Heavenly Dao Scribe." He deliberately wrote tragic stories to harvest the emotions of all living beings! To break out of the plot's closed loop, Su Qiao led her unhinged sect in a series of bold moves: using a square-dance formation to compete in duels, livestreaming the Scribe's scandals, and even assembling a readers' resentment cannon to take on the "Tragic Romance Template Army."
When the Qingxuan Sect went from a "tragic romance boot camp" to a must-visit viral destination in the cultivation world, Su Qiao received an email from another book. The sender's signature read, "See you in the next tragic romance..." This time, can her Plot-Ranting System protect the entire sect?
