I, Yuanshi Tianzun, Am Going to Spoil Tongtian Until He Cries

A modern-day corporate drone is forcibly made to grind levels by the “Brothers United System.” The moment he opens his eyes, he finds himself as Yuanshi Tianzun, the Primordial Lord of Heaven! The System's rules are simple and brutal: pamper his third brother, Tongtian, unconditionally. Whatever benefits Tongtian receives, he gets back at a random multiplier, with no upper limit on the rewards! Other people become Yuanshi and busy themselves suppressing the Jie Sect and fighting over fortune. He becomes Yuanshi, and has only one thing on his mind: spoiling Tongtian rotten. Hongjun tries to secretly undermine Tongtian's fortune? He flips the table on the spot. “Try laying a finger on my third brother's fortune!” Laozi tries to siphon off Tongtian's essence with “One Qi Dividing into Three Pure Ones”? He charges in with the Pangu Banner. “Give my third brother's essence back! Or I'll tear down your Eight Scenery Palace!” The Jie Sect lacks a spiritual treasure to stabilize its fortune? He tosses out the Chaos Pearl he just got from a sign-in. “Take it! If that's not enough, there's also the Hongmeng Pearl, the Qiankun Cauldron...” To help Tongtian transform into Pangu's true form, he showers him with Pangu's blood essence, fragments of his backbone, and the origin of his eyes. Tongtian trembles in fright. “Second Brother, is this... really okay?” The Investiture of the Gods tribulation? He makes the Twelve Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect appear on the list in their physical forms, then takes Tongtian's personal disciples along on a “vacation.” Next, he bundles up the true spirits of the Western Buddhists and puts them on the list. “The Investiture of the Gods? Perfect as a retirement home for those bald Western monks!” The Journey to the West tribulation? He arranged long ago for Duobao to go undercover in Buddhism, gave Tang Sanzang an unrivaled buff, and called over Wukong, Nezha, and Yang Jian as “his own people.” “Buddhism wants to flourish? First, they can try their fists against mine and my third brother's!” Watching Yuanshi take on the entire Three Realms for Tongtian, hand over so many treasures his hands grow tired, and even spoil Tongtian into Pangu reborn, all the living beings of the Primordial World are left stunned. Has Yuanshi Tianzun been possessed by the System and turned into Tongtian's number one fan?!