On the first day after taking the baby down the mountain, the baby's father came to my door and handed me a check: "Let me fall in love with you within a month."
I folded the check into a paper figurine with my backhand, and that night the stock price of his bankrupt rival company soared.
Lu Jinyan, a big boss in Beijing circles, finally panicked and cornered me: "Who are you?"
The genius cute baby in my arms answered for him with a sweet voice: "Dad, mom is the one who can make you go bankrupt tonight and move our ancestral graves to a geomantic treasure land."