Bankruptcy Alert: President Lu, Your Wife Is the Real Powerhouse

On the first day I came down the mountain with a child in tow, his father showed up and tossed me a check. “Make me fall in love with you within a month.”

I folded the check into a paper figure and, that very night, sent the stock price of his bankrupt rival soaring.

The big shot Lu Jinyan of the capital’s elite circle finally panicked and cornered me against a wall. “Who are you, really?”

The genius toddler in my arms answered for him in a babyish voice: “Daddy, Mommy’s someone who can make you go bankrupt tonight, then move our family’s ancestral graves to a lucky spot, too.”