Enjoy Being Emperor for a While, Then Return to Inherit a Fortune of Billions

I transmigrated?!

Into the body of a mascot emperor with no brains, no... well, you know, no power, and no influence?!

Oh no! My 98-year-old dad has billions in assets waiting for me to inherit when I get back!

Oh no! It'll all end up going to my stepmother, who's 68 years younger than my dad!

[Ding! The System checked your dad's fortune, Host. He'll live to 103.]

[Ding! The System has issued 38 recruiting missions. Complete them all to return to your previous life.]

[The System would like to remind you: five years is plenty of time to finish every mission!]

[The System has a friendly suggestion: enjoy being emperor, then return to inherit billions. The best of both worlds!]

Fine! Nobody's getting in the way of my return!!!

What? I'm tall and handsome, but not rich?

What? All my royal brothers are dead, and I'm the only one left in the race for the throne, thanks to my ironclad survival skills?

What? I'm destined to be the chosen one?

What? The rebels and traitors want to find out whether I'm a stupid, useless coward or a man who's been biding his time?

Come on, see for yourselves:

The shrewish empress: bed her!

The spy eunuch: recruit him!

The sadistic general: torment him!

The powerful prime minister: ally with him!

The domineering empress: kill her!

The brothel's top courtesan: woo her!

The mighty female emperor: conquer her!

Unite the Six Kingdoms: rule them all!