I, Ruda, a social animal who died of overwork, traveled through time and became a reckless man in the Water Margin.
With a "ding" in my mind, the "Problem Employee Rescue Plan" was released:
[Employee No. 1: Lin Chong] Status: Family crisis, about to collapse. Rescue plan: psychological counseling + physical revenge.
[Employee No. 2: Yang Zhi] Status: Continuous entrepreneurial failures, extremely defensive. Rescue plan: drawing a big pie + equity incentives.
[Employee No. 3: Wu Song] Status: Emotionally out of control, with serious violent tendencies. Rescue plan: Provide legal channels for venting anger.
So, facing Lin Chong who was about to collapse, I said: "Brother, don't be emoticon. I'm looking for someone to protect your wife. I'll send you the address of your enemy. Just fuck him and it'll be over!"
Lin Chong (with tears in his eyes): "Brother is really a god!"
Facing Yang Zhi, who was selling knives, I said, "Zhi Yang, don't show it off. I have a position as 'CEO of Security Group' with original shares. Do you want to know about it?"
Yang Zhi (confused): "What... What is a CEO?"
I used a set of modern management combinations to fool the heroes of the Water Margin... Ah no, unite them under my command.
They all thought I was a savior sent from heaven.
Only I know that I just want to build a team that will absolutely obey me and avoid being tricked to death again.
Until that day, I met Song Jiang, who was full of benevolence, justice and morality... There was something wrong with the way he looked at me!
