Genshin Impact: Watt, Forced into Marriage from the Start!

Question: What’s it like to be wanted by Liyue’s strongest adeptus (physically) and richest woman (financially) at the same time?

I can tell you, using my life, which is about to fall apart:

One is my pure, untouchable moonlight, who once saved me from despair. She doesn’t understand love, but she’s willing to fight the world for me.

The other is my cinnabar mark, who forced me to become her live-in son-in-law and holds power over the land. She doesn’t understand love, but she’s willing to wager the world on me.

And to make matters worse, this busted System in my head, called “Watt’s Choice,” keeps throwing options at me at the worst possible moments!

[When they both hold out chopsticks, whose food will you pick up?]

A. Ningguang’s, then get frozen into an ice sculpture by Shenhe!

B. Shenhe’s, then get cut as part of Ningguang’s budget optimization!

C. Slam the bowl onto your own head and shout, “I’ll never have anything to do with gambling, drugs, or poison!”

I choose C! I choose C every single day!