A Green Snake's Guide to Taming Cats

I transformed from a bamboo viper into human form, becoming the Tang Sect's adored junior brother. Now I've been caught by that cat demon from the Ming Cult.

He holds me in his arms, twirling my hair around his finger. "Little green snake, aren't snakes supposed to be good at wrapping themselves around people? How come you turn stiff as a stick with me?"

I grit my teeth. "I'm straight!"

He chuckles, his cat tail winding around my waist. "What a coincidence. We cats love taking things that are straight... and bending them."

Then one day, I set up a trap formation and seized his vitals while he was distracted. "Has nobody ever told you? Every part of a bamboo viper is poisonous. Touch me and die!"

He licks the fingertip burned by my venom, his pupils narrowing to slits. "What a coincidence. I love... drinking poison to quench my thirst." [Cold-faced, sharp-tongued green snake bottom × wicked, arrogant cat demon top, 1v1, happy ending]

A martial-arts tale about how the little green snake junior brother tames a big cat, only to end up giving himself away in the process.