What I Said Was Bad, but My Fans Insisted That I Be the Top

After binding the "Reverse Roll King" system, I became the happiest salty fish in the entertainment industry. The top player in the draft asked me to pick up his shoes? I tied his shoelaces to the camera with my backhand! Variety show director requires early morning training? I brought my pillow directly into the recording hall! The marketing account scolded me to get out of the entertainment industry? I started a live broadcast to teach black fans how to receive unemployment benefits! I just want to be quiet and mess around, but the system gives me too much. Until the hidden talent session, I casually played a lost guzheng song, and the Intangible Cultural Heritage Association called the program team overnight. Top fans barked: "Script! He can't even tie his shoelaces!" The president of the Intangible Cultural Heritage Association responded calmly: "Who told you that the same string is used to tie shoelaces and play the guzheng?"