[Wild imagination]+ [System]+ [Uchiha]+ [Saiyan]+ [Devil Fruit]+ [Immortal Venerable]+ [Multiple heroines]
Fang Yuan, a philosophy undergraduate on the verge of having to extend his time at university, dies in a car accident and transmigrates into the night of the Uchiha massacre in the Hokage world, becoming Uchiha Zheren, who is about to be killed by Uchiha Itachi.
As a ninja blade cuts his throat on the night of the massacre, Fang Yuan spits blood and delivers a devastating philosophical blow:
“Itachi! What exactly are you cutting down: the Uchiha, or the ‘first cause’ of human goodness?!”
Itachi’s Sharingan suddenly goes dark: Error #404, logic module failure!
[System overload]
Bound to the Divine Choice System:
Choose [Beg for your life] → Reward: The Will of Fire PUA Handbook
Choose [Spit at him] → Unlock “Hemorrhoid-Splitting Edition Thousand Years of Death”
Choose [Bite your tongue and roar]: “Cogito ergo sum! (I think, therefore I am)” → Reward: Rumble-Rumble Fruit [No side effects]
With his life hanging by a thread and the Divine Choice System demanding years off his lifespan, Fang Yuan reluctantly gives up ten years of his life to choose the Rumble-Rumble Fruit and narrowly escapes death.
From then on, Fang Yuan becomes the Uchiha philosopher. He obtains a map to the Three Great Sage Lands, then gets the Scroll of Seals, rising to power step by step and gradually stirring up a storm across the shinobi world.
Years later, Fang Yuan, having beaten the God of Ōtsutsuki to a pulp, stands at the summit of the world, looking down on all creation.
I, Fang Yuan, am the one and only Saiyan Thunder Venerable of this world.