[Mythology + Wild Shenanigans + System] I’m Qin Feng. I transmigrate into Journey to the West and, from the start, get framed by Marshal Tianpeng, then hauled to the Immortal-Slaying Platform to await my death!
Just as all hope seems lost, the [Memory Alteration System] activates!
[Alter Chang’e’s memories, implant the “five-hundred-year unrequited love” template!] From then on, Heaven’s number-one goddess pleads for me in tears, and the Jade Emperor personally grants us a marriage decree!
[Alter Marshal Tianpeng’s memories, implant the “long-lost biological father” template!] From then on, Bajie kneels down and calls me Dad!
[Alter Sun Wukong’s memories so he thinks Qin Feng is his senior fellow disciple who showed him the way!] Sun Wukong’s eyes light up, and he looks at Qin Feng with utter admiration.
My goal is to save up enough karma points to alter the Jade Emperor’s memories too, make him think of me as his benefactor, and have the Seven Fairy Maidens serve me as maids!
As for the Tathagata in the Western Heaven? I’ll start with a modest goal: make him turn the eighty-one tribulations into the ninety-ninth power of nine. Tang Sanzang, take your time and enjoy!
