Time Travel: the Beginning Becomes a Broken Iron Sword

Lin Zhe traveled through time and started with a tetanus blade. Apart from being rusty and immobile, all that was left was a mouth (in consciousness). Bind the [Happy Tucao System], as long as you spit well, you can upgrade as fast as a cannon. Thus, the most dishonest, most sinister, and most unorthodox sword in history was born. He chose a destitute young man with a paralyzed face to be his "chief mount", and his style of painting went astray from then on—— When others are cultivating immortals, he talks about cross talk, and when others are trying to seize treasures, he engages in marketing. He commanded his mount to poke at the waist, brought with it "blinding flash" mental pollution during fights, and used a set of "mathematically guaranteed winning" algorithms to fool his mount into leapfrogging challenges. The boy with facial paralysis kept jumping between "throw him away" and "smells so good" every day, until one day, the rusty iron sword shone brightly and transformed into a peerless handsome man... Teenager: "Can you finally shut up?" Lin Zhe (Master Jian): "No, I can complain to you in person! Mount, let's go, we need to be beaten (and saved) by Master Jian in the next world!" This is the joyful adventure history of a chatty iron sword and his enemy's mount, causing harm (and saving) the world.