Chen Xu, a top science student who believes in data and logic, was dismissed from a national laboratory due to his "lack of humanistic care."
Life plan? Go back to your hometown to buy a house, connect to the Internet, and embrace the peace and order of the digital world.
However, a second before the plane landed, a system called [Emotional Expert] was forcibly bound. Mission: Solve all emotional entanglements in the world!
Reject? The novice punishment is one hundred thousand volts of electric shock therapy.
Chen Xu: "... I choose to accept it."
As a result, the emotional counseling world ushered in a "preface god" with a unique painting style.
When faced with a couple's quarrel, he established an "emotional gain game model" and used Nash equilibrium to persuade them to break up... No, to guide optimal decision-making.
To deal with conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, he designed a "family resource contribution points system" and used KPIs to quantify family ties.
When encountering PUA routines, he directly deconstructed the logic and taught "anti-control algorithms" on the spot.
His solution has no chicken soup, only formulas; it doesn't talk about feelings, only about probability.
It only took three days for netizens to go from mocking "What the hell is this" to saying "Xu Shen saved my dog's life".
When Chen Xu used mathematical models to help people chase goddesses, used big data analysis to detonate live broadcasts, and even turned emotional counseling into standardized products, the entire industry was stunned.
But Chen Xu gradually discovered that the biggest problem was not others, but himself.
That energetic female anchor who always knocks on the door late at night, her smile will cause unexplained abnormal fluctuations in her heart rate curve.
