Others rob tombs for money, but I was forced to conduct KPI assessments when robbing tombs.
On my first job, I dug up a Western Zhou tomb and found that the project manager was drinking with the tomb owner.
"Newcomer, you are late, you will be punished with three drinks."
When I was confused, he handed over the bronze wine baron: "After drinking this glass, I will tell you the secrets of our department -" "Our real mission is to hand over these dangerous cultural relics... To the country."